A patient went to see a doctor concerning his weight. The doctor, on looking at his frame, refused to believe that he works out. So the patient listed the exercises he does every day:
” I jump to conclusions, climb the walls, drag my heels, push my luck, make mountains out of molehills, bend over backward, run around in circles, put my foot in my mouth, go over the edge, and beat around the bush.”
Still not impressed with his answer and wondering if it’s a psychiatric case, the doctor probed him farther:
-Do you take alcohol?
-Do you smoke?
-Do you use drugs?
-Do you play pool?
-Do you run after women?
-So how can I help you?
-You see, doc, I have one little problem, I lie a lot…