HUMOR OF THE DAY ……. And She Farted!

A slightly obese, middle-aged, retired matron went to a store to see if she could get some provisions. As she paced the shop span, she saw a jewelry displayed in a glass case on a shelf, which she liked. As she bent down to take a closer look at the jewelry on display, she farted, rather loudly.

Feeling embarrassed, she got up to see if there was anyone behind or around her…. Luckily the shop attendant wasn’t nearby.

She then called the attendant’s attention to the jewelry. “Please how much is this?” she asked. The shop attendant looked steadily at her, “Madam, if you farted just by seeing the jewelry, if I tell you the price you will shit!”

© theareadoctor

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